Timeline

Timeline
2073

Mukta first circled the globe in 4.2 hours

2130s

The height of the Church Wars

2131

March 24th: The Great Renunciation of world governments, spearheaded by Thomas Carlyle, Sofia Kovács, and Jean-Pierre Utarutu, the heads of the three major Mukta transit groups, and encouraged by the King of Spain (and PM of the EU).

2137

Thomas Carlyle coins the terms “Hives” to describe the new form of emerging world governments he helped create

2140’s

Mertice McKay coined the term “sensayer” in the reformations following the Church Wars

2162

Thomas Carlyle converted to Brillism, and the tradition of knitting Brillist sweaters began

2170

The Weeksbooth-Mukta transportation system is established

2170s

End of the Exponential Age

Chairman Thomas Carlyle proclaims the Death of Majority

Regan Makoto Cullen establishes the first test bash’es, including the Weeksbooths and Guildbreakers (the latter established in 2177)

Clothing as Communication Movement begins

Utopia launches the first terraforming ships to Mars

2188

Thomas Carlyle dies

2191

November 4th: Regan Makoto Cullen broke away from her teacher Adolf Richter Brill

2198

Romanova is built by Agrippa MASON

2210

Cartesian set-sets are developed

Use of Cartesian set-sets by the Saneer-Weeksbooth bash spoiler

2238

Lindsay Graff is put on trial for kidnapping set-sets from training bash facilities

The infamous Nurturism Bill came before the Romanova senate, at the height of the anti-set-set riots

Utopia responds with “indefinite stasis,” shutting down the global economy for 3 weeks until Mycroft MASON intervened and stopped the Nurturist Bill

2239

Mycroft MASON’s autopsy is performed

2262 Olympian-Hollyworld merger which created the Humanists spoiler

Humanist boots are invented as the Hive's official marker of membership

2266

The work week is shortened to 20 hours; the term “vocateur” is coined by the First Anonymous

2299

Cahya Rattlewatch is elected Blacklaw Tribune at the age of fifteen

2378

Felix Faust born (now age 78)

2391

Cornel MASON born (now age 63)

2392

Greenpeace-Mitsubishi Merger spoiler

2407

Apollo Mojave born (would have now been age 47)

2422

July 2nd: Martin Guildbreaker born (now age 32)

2423

August 2nd: Mycroft Canner born (now age 31)

Dominic Seneschal born? (now age ~31)

2425 Cato Weeksbooth born (possibly 2419? conflicting numbers in TLTL ch. 27, he is either age 35 or 29 now)

2426

Carlyle Foster was born and gag-gened (now age 28)

August 22nd: Mushi Mojave is asked to visit Mars to study the first Martian ants, after lead Utopian Entymolgist Mirai Feynman declined

August 22nd: Apollo Mojave stabs Cornel (then only Imperator Destinatus) with a pocket knife, drawing “first blood”

August 22nd: spoiler

2431

Canner bash incident (Mycroft age 8)

Cornel MASON's "succession" to become Emperor (age 40)

2432

Geneva Mardi asks his ba'kids what they would sacrifice anything to save

2433

J.E.D.D. MASON born (now age 21)

2436

Cornel MASON first contemplates using his Capital Power in response to "the Amador Treason"

Martin Guildbreaker invested as Nepos

Cornel MASON creates the Ordo Vitae Dialogorum

Martin Guildbreaker meets JEDD for the first time

2440

March 15th - 26th: The Mardi bash murders

March 28th: spoiler

Cato Weeksbooth’s spoiler

The Saneer-Weeksbooth bash befriends Mycroft after discovering he is still alive as a Servicer

2441

Mycroft Canner made it onto the 7-10 lists

Cato’s spoiler

Bridger is born (now age 13)

Utopians' "surrender" to Madame

JEDD is named the head of the next Gordian brain-bash'

2445

JEDD hires Chagatai as housekeeper

2446

Mycroft (age 23?) finds Bridger at age 5 (according to the Major)

2449

The Anti-Mitsubishi Land Bill goes before the Romanova Senate

The Saneer-Weeksbooth elders all die in a white water rafting accident

July 13th: Cato’s spoiler

2450

December 18th: Cato’s spoiler

2451

Thisbe wins an Oscar for best smell track

2454

March 14th: Cato has an emergency sensayer session with Esmerald Revere

March 15th: Aki Sugiyama’s fiancé Mertice O’Beirne commits suicide, causing the Black Sakura journalist Tsuneo Sugiyama to take a leave of absence and not publish his 7-10 list.

March 16th: Esmerald Revere, the Weeksbooth/Saneer sensayer commits suicide

March 23rd - 30th: the events of TLTL and 7S

May 21st - Martin Guildbreaker edits Mycroft’s manuscript about the events leading to the war

May 23rd - Sniper writes his chapter for the manuscript

June 28th - Mycroft's history (i.e. TLTL and 7S) is released

Credit for assembling the core of the timeline goes to /u/mountain-ghost